Cock Smugglers

Well guys, I don’t really have a lot to say about Kimerly. After all, she’s a pornstar with cum all over her face, what more is there to say? Let me take this opportunity, however, to say that today I bought the video game Portal for my PS3. While playing, an idea quickly came to my mind: use the portal gun to shoot a miniature portal onto the wall of the uterus and another right onto the asshole. The implications of this are obvious, and would make for legendary pleasuring. Although the technology for portals is no doubt centuries ahead of us, I am confident that contemporary special FX technology is more than adequate to present the illusion of a disembodied penis sticking into a woman’s pooper in accordance with its movement in and out of the vagina. Who’s with me on this one? Leave your comment below if you found this idea interesting.