Cock Smugglers

Jenaveve Jolie is so hot that this really doesn’t require any explanation. Instead, here’s a story for you motherfuckers:
 
Dicksucking bears an uncanny resemblance to piloting a wormhole-jumping spaceship. In a ship with a realistic wormhole-jumping configuration, the pilot must be prepared to bust through the event horizon of the phenomenon while accounting for a variety […]

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Jenaveve Jolie is a journalist at a faceless multinational corporation. She picks up a hot story, but whom will she sell it to? That’s a good question, but apparently she picked this cock-bearing gentleman. Watch her slurp that cock as she extracts every last bit of semen, kind of like how piranhas pick the flesh […]

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Well, well, well. It’s a lucky day to be you. Have you ever wanted to have your cock blown by a skanky looking pornstar who might well cause something heinous like good ol’ penis acne aka herpes. Anyway, now your wish has come true because in this installment here at Cock Smugglers, we’re posting a […]

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He was watching her from the window when she slipped off her shirt. Instantly he knew what he had to do. The hair on his body stiffened and a wave of fear ran through him. Could he make it in time? What would happen if she noticed him? Well aware of the consequences, our intrepid […]

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Well guys, I don’t really have a lot to say about Kimerly. After all, she’s a pornstar with cum all over her face, what more is there to say? Let me take this opportunity, however, to say that today I bought the video game Portal for my PS3. While playing, an idea quickly came to […]

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One time, when I was a young lad, I was riding in the car with some friends and one of their moms was driving. We kept shouting “bukkake!”, having just discovered the concept on the internet. The mom eventually got curious, and asked just what bukkake was. My friend quickly responded with the following: “Well, […]

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That is one mammoth cock in her mouth. I tell you people, this whore knows just how to fellate a long rod. There is a right way, a wrong way, and a way somewhere in the middle that I hear is like taking a warm bath. Anyway, she is so far above the right way […]

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Well, that cock’s in her mouth and I can’t say that she looks too happy to have it there! That’s okay, though, because she won’t bite it off. Wouldn’t you like to hear how this rather nasty encounter got started? Good, because I’ll tell you all about it. This woman came into my office and had […]

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Wow! Most people in a situation like the one pictured above would probably reconsider the direction their life is going, but not Queenie! This whore has nothing better to do with her day then suck off plural quantities of men until they blast their jizz all over her face! Anyway, the dicks are very hard […]

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Damn! This whore is nasty. She sucks off four guys, then lets them blow their salty loads on her face. If you ask me, this isn’t something that should be done unless you’re offered a ton of money or you really love sucking cock. They probably didn’t give her too much money for this one, […]

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